Taking the red eye

I've heard that Native American tribes used sleep deprivation to stimulate visions. The method was working for me the other night, although instead of the Great Bear leading me across the plains, I became convinced my pillow was the baby in her sleep sack, and I was probably crushing her. Fortunately, upon further examination the pillow turned out to be actually a pillow.

To reduce glare we keep a dim red light on at night. The bulb package reads "party light", matching the theme of a baby shirt one of T's co-workers gave us. It reads "Party Time! ...Place: my crib ...Time: 3:30 am".